Johnson & Johnson. The truth was always in their name.
I wouldn’t say he flat out bombed at Obama’s correspondents’ dinner. But the pin was rattling violently in the grenade.
This video may explain why.
This weekend only, shop till you motherfuckin’ drop!!! Defibrillator’s and First Aid on site. Come on down and get yours!
(I looked but couldn’t find TOILET PAPER!)
“Hmmm”..… No fat chicks, No cholesterol, No heart attacks, No bowel trouble, No cold sweats, No elastic waist bands, No muffin tops.
“Ahh fuck it.”