Last night I was on a 5 hr flight, and in-between reading my book, thought I’d add my comments to ads and pictures in the airline’s in-flight magazine.
Here are my thoughts, which I left behind for the next passenger to read:
Circled main image with link to this copy:
Looks like an angel made of meat. Saint LaBoeuf!
Copy linked to woman in bed:
All these damn COMPUTER SCREENS!
Copy linked to raccoon:
Don’t be fooled by my fizzy drink and crewneck. I’ll be eating your garbage tonight!
Copy linked to guy climbing rock wall:
I’ve always wanted to climb a rock on a cruise ship!
Copy in painting: BEFORE
Copy next to guy: AFTER
Copy linked to guy:
Yes, you’re floating in thin air. Just read the paper! Don’t look down. Don’t look sideways. It’ll be over soon. Read the paper!
Copy linked to duck:
Look! Daffy Duck’s an asshole. Howard the Duck? Nice guy. That’s just how it is.
Wow. I’m a terrible draw-er. Supposed to be skull and crossbones flag. But looks like constipated John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
Copy next to raccoon: