I was thinking of ways to describe someone who walks around punching you in the face with obviousness. I came up with this list below in which:
Tim Horton’s is Canada’s unofficial religion. And in springtime, Easter feels the competition from Tim Horton’s Roll up the Rim contests. This is when Canadians drink more caffeine than they probably should all in a quest to roll up their finished coffee and win a car, money or another coffee.
Here’s a losing example above.
To commemorate our national drug rush, I’ve put together 5 losing messages, in both official languages – English and Francais- as they would appear on a normal cup. Keep on guzzling for gifts! / Tic Tac Tabernac Esti Caulisse – Let’s go!