I’ll start on his kidney surgery once you’re done. Whew, good lesson. Next time I’ll keep my scalpel on the table until I really need it. We’ll get it right next time.
How’s that stitch Fred? ”
“Has the defense procured the necessary paperwork to exonerate the defendant from his charges? If not, you are aware, I will be forced to sentence him.”
“I knew there was something I had to do before bed last night! No, your honour I don’t have the paperwork. Can I produce it later today?”
“You know the law, you understand the consequence. I’m sentencing this man to 3 years in minimum security jail”
Lawyer speaks to defendant: “My fault. Totally my fault. I was watching the Food network and got mesmerized. I’ll do better next time. I’ll knock the appeal out of the park. In the meantime, can I get a pillow for your cell?”