Five funny “It’s hotter than…” comparisons

Toronto’s experiencing an insane heat wave this week. So to commemorate the heat, five comparisons to describe it

It’s hotter than…

1. Pearls in a pawn shop.

2. That girl you passed at lunch.

3. Satan’s colon.

4. A cat in heat.

5.  Kimchi.

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