Poseidon and Jesus call bullshit

 

BP oil spill ship hit by lightning, sparks fire shutting down containment effort

6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning

When they were reached for comment:

Poseidon replied: “I decide who shits in my house!”

Jesus said: ” Dude made me look like an asshole. I’m not that stiff.”

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