This bold copy appeared as part of this Globe and Mail article intended to alert buyers of Polish sausages in Toronto:
The public should beware of buying Polish sausages with needles embedded in them, police said Monday.
Good advice. Other helpful advice left out of the article:
Avoid petting a hissing cobra.
Don’t play hopscotch on a major Queensway or Highway interchange.
Avoid bringing a toy gun or plastic bomb through airport security.
Do not consume any dark brown curly objects found in public. They’re not chocolate bars.
Do not stuff raw steak and fisheads into your wetsuit before diving in waters with any history of a shark.