Top 5 funny things to say at a urinal next to someone
May 7, 2010, 12:15 pm
Filed under: culture, Funny, Humour | Tags: , , , , ,

  1. “My God, it’s small”, while looking down at yourself.
  2. Put both hands on the wall above the urinal and sing “Cops” theme song as you go.
  3. “It’s ridiculous. We really should spend more time together”, while looking down at yourself.
  4. “Uh oh! What does it mean when things turn kinda purplish-green?”
  5. “They’re off! He’s strong out of the gates with 3 cups of coffee behind him, which should give him the finish he wants. His competitor is weaker off the line, with what looks like 1 cup of coffee a tiny celery stick, and hmmm…maybe, a small piece of watermelon backing him.”

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6. (to neighbor) hey buddy, can you give me a hand here?

very funny stuff.

Comment by Pleated Jeans

i love funny stuffs, but i specially like funny movies and funny videos on the internet –:

Comment by Shower Radio ·

It’s really very funny and i want more clipings about this realted topics…Thanks for share this weblog.

Comment by Pleated Jeans

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