- “My God, it’s small”, while looking down at yourself.
- Put both hands on the wall above the urinal and sing “Cops” theme song as you go.
- “It’s ridiculous. We really should spend more time together”, while looking down at yourself.
- “Uh oh! What does it mean when things turn kinda purplish-green?”
- “They’re off! He’s strong out of the gates with 3 cups of coffee behind him, which should give him the finish he wants. His competitor is weaker off the line, with what looks like 1 cup of coffee a tiny celery stick, and hmmm…maybe, a small piece of watermelon backing him.”