I was driving on the Don Valley Parkway in Toronto and I passed underneath this big, neon sign like the one above, but it said:
CHILDREN ARE PRECIOUS
USE A SEATBELT AND PROPER SEATS
TO KEEP THEM SAFE
I thought: Is anyone suddenly changed by this argument?
“Oh my god” “Do ya see that, hon?”
“I like Joey. He’s fun to play with and he’s got a great laugh. But I’ve always thought he’s kind of expendable.”
This though…This sign… I mean…they’re kinda right. He is precious. Buckle him up would ya sweetie. ”