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10 funny “He could sell” lines
January 7, 2011, 8:30 am
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I recently read a different take on the clichéd line – “He could sell ice to an Inuit*” with “He could sell sawdust to a lumber mill”.

* Politically correct update

I thought, I’d add to the cliché crashing party with examples in two styles, the original – i.e. “Selling someone something they already have” and different – “Selling someone the opposite of what they need”.

 
Original style

 “He could….

 1. Sell plastic surgery to Joan Rivers.

 2. Sell a cape to Superman. 

3. Sell hay to a farmer. 

4. Sell wood to a forest. 

5. Sell religion to the Pope.

 

Different style

 “He could….

 6. Sell underwear to a nudist.

 7. Sell rope to a free climber. 

8. Sell a two-wheeled bike to a unicyclist.

 9. Sell crutches to an Olympic sprinter.

 10. Sell a cage to a lion.

 Bonus.  Sell atheism to a doorstep Jehovah.

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Sell bananas to a monkey

Comment by pj

Selling bananas to a monkey would be easy youve completely missed the point you Div

Comment by Dave

I CAN SELL SAND AT THE BEACH..

Comment by chali mack

I must have taken a wrong turn at Stupid-As-Fuck Lane

Comment by Andy

I agree with this (although I believe a few come very close,) however, I do think some Linux distributions are leaps and bounds ahead of others in certain areas that we can classify.

There are 7 types of casino games slots, but 3 of
these slots are the most popularly played games. Of course,
there are some deals that will be ending soon that you’ll want to keep your eyes on as well.

Comment by http://www.skyreg.co.uk/groups/outlines-for-rudimentary-aspects-in-need-for-speed-online/




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